Sunday, December 31, 2006

Welcome 2007!

Happy New Year, Malaysia! Wish 2007 will be a better year for every Malaysians.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

When the lunatics run the asylum

The message which the following story conveys is very similar to one of my previous entries ( http://asimplemalaysian.blogspot.com/2006/10/who-is-more-convincing-epu-or-asli.html) Anyway,enjoy...:=)) > > "Hidup China! Hidup China! Hidup China!" > > > > "Hey, Wong! What the hell are you trying to do ah?" > > > > "I'm rehearsing my speech for the Annual General > > Assembly lah Ali." > > > > "But what's with this `hidup China' thing?" > > > > "That's how I will close my speech. I will shout > > `hidup China' three > > times." > > > > "That's so ridiculous. Can you just imagine a Malay > > standing on > > stage and screaming `hidup Melayu' at the end of his > > speech? Would > > he not look downright stupid? I'm sure he would also > > be considered a > > racist. And isn't brandishing that Kung Fu sword > > above your head > > very provocative as well? I mean, how would you like > > it if a Malay > > starts waving a keris and threatens to bathe it in > > blood or > > something like that? I am sure you will get upset." > > > > "Hmm..you're right. Maybe I will drop the Kung Fu > > sword bit. But > > what's wrong with shouting `hidup China'? After all, > > we are a > > Chinese political party." > > > > "I know. But Malaysia is not a 100% Chinese country. > > It is 60% > > Malays and 40% non-Malays, or roughly something like > > that. I also > > don't know the real figure because there are so many > > Indonesians who > > have been given identity cards that we really don't > > know how many > > there really are anymore. So would it not be > > insensitive of a Malay > > if he were to stand on stage and start screaming > > `hidup Melayu'?" > > > > "I suppose you're right. Maybe I should cut out the > > `hidup China' > > part from my speech as well." > > > > "Right! You must be more sensitive to the feelings > > of the other > > races. Before you say something you must stop and > > ask yourself > > whether what you are going to say will hurt the > > feelings of the > > other races or not. Just like no Malay leader, > > especially someone of > > the level of Prime Minister, would ever stand on > > stage and > > scream `hidup Melayu', you also should not go around > > > > screaming `hidup China'. What if the Malays > > retaliate by also > > shouting `hidup Melayu'? How would you feel?" > > > > "Yes, you are right. I did not think of it that way. > > I think that is > > good advice." > > > > "We Malays may form 60% of the country's population, > > but we are > > always concerned and conscious of the minority > > pendatang's feelings. > > We always consider the feelings of immigrants like > > you." > > > > "I appreciate that." > > > > "My grandfather emigrated from Indonesia soon after > > it obtained > > Merdeka because that country was in a mess. Malaya > > then was still > > under the British but it was a peaceful and stable > > country, even > > though still a colony of Britain. My father was born > > in this country > > so we regard ourselves as Malaysian Malays and not > > as Indonesians > > anymore. So we must think as Malaysians. I am sure > > you are the same." > > > > "Yes, my ancestors came to Malaya around 1400 and > > none of our family > > has ever gone back to China, not even to visit it as > > tourists. We > > don't even know who our relatives in China are or > > where they live." > > > > "I go back to Indonesia once in awhile. I still > > visit some of my > > relatives there but they're very poor. Life's very > > hard in > > Indonesia. We are more fortunate in Malaysia. Life's > > easier here, > > especially for Malays like me." > > > > "You're very lucky. You still have family members in > > Indonesia. It's > > like having two countries as your home. We Chinese > > only have > > Malaysia. China will not accept us back even if we > > want to go back. > > But what's there to go back to anyway? There's > > nothing there for us > > anymore." > > > > "But Malaysia's not so bad. At least you Chinese can > > earn a good > > living here. If you can't find work you can always > > do business. We > > Malays need to work for the government. If not then > > we can't earn a > > living." > > > > "Chinese can never work for the government. The > > government will not > > take us. So we have no choice but to do business, > > even if it is just > > selling pirated VCDs. Our unemployment rate for > > university graduates > > went up 50% this year compared to last year. Did you > > know that?" > > > > "Wah! So high?" > > > > "Yes. Last year two Chinese graduates were > > unemployed throughout > > Malaysia. This year, three Chinese graduates are > > unemployed, an > > increase of 50%?" > > > > "That's terrible. For Malays it's not so bad. Last > > year it was about > > 60,000 unemployed graduates. This year it's 66,000. > > So ours went up > > only 10%, not so bad." > > > > "See, Malays are more fortunate. The government > > absorbs the > > graduates. You can also join the police or army. We > > Chinese, where > > we want to go?" > > > > "I suppose you're right. But it's all the fault of > > your political > > leaders. We have Umno that takes care of the > > interest of the Malays. > > You have MCA and Gerakan, but they do not take care > > of the Chinese. > > You Chinese are neglected and have to fend for > > yourselves. You have > > to work hard to become rich. It must be very tough > > for you Chinese." > > > > "Tough, very tough. You think it's easy to become > > rich? Very > > difficult. You cannot become a millionaire > > overnight. You need at > > least two or three years. We have to open shops. You > > can go see at > > any shopping centre in Malaysia, almost 100% of the > > shops are owned > > by Chinese, even in places like Kota Bharu. Malays > > don't have to do > > this. We have to work the whole day long, even on > > Sundays. The only > > holiday we get is during Chinese New Year. You > > Malays work five days > > a week and every public holiday you can rest at > > home. You Malays > > work only 34 hours a week. We Chinese have to work > > almost 100 hours > > a week, three times more than you Malays have to > > work. We have no > > time to even go shopping. That's why you see at the > > shopping centres > > or places like Giant, almost all the customers are > > Malays. We > > Chinese where got time to go shopping? We are too > > busy working." > > > > "Yes, I have noticed that." > > > > "Actually, sometimes I wish we Chinese have a > > political party like > > Umno. At least then we can relax a bit and not work > > so hard and let > > the party look after our interest. This MCA and > > Gerakan are useless. > > They will never help the Chinese. So we have to help > > ourselves. If > > not, who will help us?" > > > > "That's why. You Chinese should be more political > > minded like we > > Malays. I tell you, if not because of politics, we > > Malays will also > > be nowhere like you Chinese. Luckily we have Umno. > > If not we Malays > > would also be suffering like you Chinese. Imagine if > > I have to work > > 100 hours a week and sit in my shop from morning to > > night, every day > > of the week with no rest. Aiyah! I just cannot > > imagine that."